Stick twirls. Yes, I am this bored.
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damn son
tickle my butt with those fingers
The orgasms you could give with that hand are probably mind blowing
well this took an unexpected turn
We’re band kids what did you expect
i watch the butt, i protect the butt
without this butt my life is useless
i will serve and protect this butt with my life
tbh a really weird n gross thing is when girls are told not to wear short shorts in front of their dad n uncles n stuff like ??? why would u be looking at ur niece or daughter like that
I thought only Arab girls were told this but looks like it’s universal
When I was about 15 (and super thin, like there was not a single curve on my body) I was in a bikini at a family pool party and apparently my uncle commented to my dad “You should tell Elvira to cover up more, sometimes I have to look away when I see her” and my dad replied “That’s because you’re a pervert”
I like your dad.
we’re gonna run out of posts eventually
you wont live to see it….
good god this is the most ominous thing anyone has ever said to me what the fuck
crying
are you okay?
just don’t wanna lose you that’s all
there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life
Anonymous asked:
suicide-is-my-father answered:
Same
ppl who are sad on valentines day make ME sad ..buy your own chocolate… drink a whol bottle of wine ..slap ur own ass.. .live
Slap your own ass…..
Did I stutter ????
Slap
Ya
Own
Ass
“buy me mcdonalds and touch my butt”

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.
that was a religious experience
me
I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.
His little ears flopping in he wind
THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

